prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you see a white kid talking back to their mom in public

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When you see a black kid talking back to their mom in public

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Anonymous:
I was having sex with this older guy bareback, and suddenly we hear the front door. IT'S HIS FUCKING WIFE. She's home early from work. So I had to hide in the closet, and he pretends to be horny and naughty and 'waiting for her' because he can't get it down. She comes in and they start fooling around, and then I hear her say, "what have you been doing? it tastes so freakin good!". Moral: I have yummy pussy juice.

vroengard:

pussy juice lmao

Anonymous:
Ya lil cocky shit reblogging your own face still sexy tho